Monday, July 9, 2012

The Value In A Glass Of Wine

A glass of wine

To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine, and to those who don't and are always seen with a bottle of water in their hand.
As Ben Franklin said:

In wine there is wisdom,
In beer there is freedom,
In water there is bacteria.
In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink one liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than one kilo of Escherichia coli (E. Coli) - bacteria found in feces.
In other words, we are consuming one kilo of poop.
However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.
Water = Poop
Wine = Health

There is no need to thank me for this valuable information: I'm doing it as a public service

Therefore, it is better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of sh*t.


Jill said...

That's so funny! I knew there was a good reason I consume a glass of wine every evening...

Luci & Loree said...

Oh, that is so funny and disturbing!!!

JB said...

And a fine service it is Kathy.